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Users /nm./: collective term for those who use computers. Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice Users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate Users: people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it. Expert Users: people who break other people's computers. — From the Jargon File. "Press CTRL-ALT-DEL now for an IQ test." — (At the time of Win95/98/ME) "Los Angeles County officials have asked that manufacturers, suppliers and contractors stop using the terms 'master' and 'slave' regarding computer hard drives, saying such terms are unacceptable and offensive. Additionally, the term 'e-mail' will now be called 'e-person letter', 'dumb terminals' will now be 'CPU-challenged monitors' and 'Unix' will be referred to as 'sexually dysfunctional operating system'. Obviously, 'fingering' is now banned entirely." — Kevin Fizz The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~Author Unknown Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. ~Clifford Stoll

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